MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my daily dose of coffee like a person requires oxygen. Seriously, the concept of starting my day without it makes me stress. Latte doesn't concern much, as long as that bold flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my being. I am an individual of routine, and that ritual is my coffee. Ru